It’s getting smaller

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy, I need help. When I was younger, about 17, my penis was big. But now that I’m 27 it seems like it’s getting smaller, like a child’s! I have lost many girls because of my small penis. What can I do about this? Penises

Answer: 

don’t shrink unless you use steroids or some other medication that have the female progesterone hormone in it. Maybe you just have trouble seeing your penis, because you have grown a belly in the ten years. I also can’t understand how you can lose many girls because of your penis, unless you just whip it out and show it to them. Believe me that will cause any girl to run away very fast. Or maybe your penis is rude to them and you should teach it some manners.

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