Jokes

One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the pirate “Where did ya get that peg leg from?” The pirate responded “We were sailing the seas when a big ol’ shark came up to me while I was swimmin’ and bit off me leg.”

Later the bartender asked “Where did you get that hook then?”

The pirate responded “Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone.”

The bartender then asked “Then where did ya get the eye patch from?” Read more about Poor pirate

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help his with his big strong horse named Buddy. Read more about Pulling horse

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Read more about Bad news

A self-styled “Cookie Monster” thief who took a large golden biscuit from outside a renowned German baked good maker to demand goodies for sick children appeared to have returned the emblem on Tuesday. Read more about Returns golden biscuit

A painting by Cape artist Ruth Prowse, which was found decades ago on a rubbish heap, has sold for more than N$55 000 at auction in Cape Town, fi ne art auction house Strauss & Co said on Tuesday. Read more about Dumped painting sells for thousands

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” Read more about Special trick

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.” Read more about Understand my needs

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Read more about Infrequently

John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Read more about Bright pharmacist

A very well endowed young lady went to the doctor for her annual check up. The doctor told her to remove her clothes and get up on the examining table. Read more about A shy patient